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An Excerpt from My Narrative 
The Exterminator via No More Hornets on Tue, 26 Aug. 2008
As we all know, nowadays it’s not sufficient for a presidential candidate to stand on the right side of all the issues. He has to have a narrative, a story of a life dedicated, from infancy, to the themes that appear in his present-day speeches. His campaign staff must produce a stirring, motivational documentary, intoned by a rich and resonant voice, showing how the candidate’s childhood help
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Mrs. Numbeh Faw
The Exterminator via No More Hornets on Tue, 19 Aug. 2008
[Yeah, this is an atheist blog, but sometimes I get so tired of the same old head-banging
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Atheist Nexus Sexus Plexus
The Exterminator via No More Hornets on Sat, 16 Aug. 2008
Well, I decided to join that bastion of rationality, Atheist Nexus. Maybe because I’m happily married and an old fart to boot, I blithely assumed that AN was going to be a place for a lively exchange of freethinking ideas. Turns out I was wrong. It’s mostly a site for people who want to write comments without bothering to read the previous ones on the same thread. It also gives folks a rare
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Christian Misadventures
The Exterminator via No More Hornets on Fri, 08 Aug. 2008
I live in Florida, where 99% of the people are old farts waiting to die, and the other 1% of the people are members of some old fart’s family, also waiting for him or her to die. So it’s no surprise that at least once a week I get a solicitation phone call from one of the area funeral homes. Last night at around 8:30, my phone rang and the Caller ID flashed th
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Miley Cyrus, Christians, and the Death of English
The Exterminator via No More Hornets on Wed, 30 Jul. 2008
Enough with spreading the word on atheism, because I’ve got a new mission now: saving the English lan
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Barefootin'
The Exterminator via No More Hornets on Thu, 22 May. 2008
People whose ancestors were Jews don’t usually feel fully comfortable complaining to governmental officials. There’s a famous picture of a Jew being forced to walk barefoot through the streets during the early years of Nazi Germany. He’s surrounded by mocking polizei. A sign has been placed around his neck, and it says something to the effect of: “I complained to the authorities,
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Wait Until She Tells Them About Buridan's Talking Ass!
The Exterminator via No More Hornets on Wed, 14 May. 2008
Today, I want to talk about words and their meanings.A fourth-grade teacher is reading the story of “Sleeping Beauty” to her class. She comes to the section in which the villainess decides to poison a spindle with a sleeping potion.The teacher reads:“Ha. Ha,” said the evil witch. “The princess will fall into a deep sleep with just the ti
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The Part of the Debate You Didn't Hear
The Exterminator via No More Hornets on Sat, 19 Apr. 2008
[NOTE: As most of my well-informed readers know, I'm running for President of the United States. Since I'm neither a Democrat nor a Republican, I don't get much of a chance to air my views publicly, particularly in an adversarial format, me against the press. But the good people at ABC were kind enough to sandwich me into the Democratic debate last Wednesday night. Unfortunately, because of a 5
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The God-Gene: An Evolutionary Reality?
The Exterminator via No More Hornets on Tue, 01 Apr. 2008
Well, now I’m completely pissed off. And what I’m pissed off at is that no one else seems to be pissed off about this. I imagine you’ve already seen or heard the story of Fofo the gorilla, since it’s all over the media today. In case you didn’t know, Fofo is the daughter of the famous Koko. Koko, as everyone knows, understands approximately 2,000 English words, can sign
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The God-Gene: An Evolutionary Reality?
The Exterminator via No More Hornets on Tue, 01 Apr. 2008
Well, now I’m completely pissed off. And what I’m pissed off at is that no one else seems to be pissed off about this. I imagine you’ve already seen or heard the story of Fofo the gorilla, since it’s all over the media today. In case you didn’t know, Fofo is the daughter of the famous Koko. Koko, as everyone knows, understands approximately 2,000 English words, can sign
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